a-velvet-vice:

Came across this Hallmark card at Walgreens tonight.. I had to do a double take. First time I’ve seen a lesbian Mother’s Day card. :)

highfunctioningsociocat:

god-tieraradia:

hashtaghomicide:

what cats?!

wildteam!

GET YOUR GAME IN THE HEAD

pixelmynipple:

night-vale:

So, I went on Omegle and there was this BABY BRO.  This was the best thing I have ever seen on Omegle, and really made my day. Start ‘em young, as they say!


Thesisstuck

theequeenoffuckingeverything:

Literally the best bromance to ever bromance

ask-timeonmysidestrider:

ask-timeonmysidestrider:

butts-with-bro-shades:

frighteningbutts:

butts-with-bro-shades:

this needs no explanation 

but..
why is the dave in the front’s hand up his shirt 

We were on a water ride and I was trying to hide my camera from the splash when we went down the drop thing

this is what i did today

i cant believe this has 5,000 notes

motherfucking-miracles-bro:

Thii2 ii2 the troll poliice! You have the riight to- … God dammiit Terezii not agaiin!

Trollcop!Sollux: me

Trollcop!Terezi: Fejc

cameraman: Marvi

(We had to make this gif into two parts, because of stupid tumblr size limits. If you want to see the gif whole, just click here!)

jeanmarcoing:

besbaaaw-gurl:

I don’t even care who the fuck you are you NEED to watch this commercial I swear to god you will not regret it I am laughing so hard I literally think I’m going to cough up a lung

i’m uncomfortable

bigpaynos:

g-asp:

White girls

what the fuck are you talking about “white girls” she’s 100% right take your misogynistic bullshit out of here

diamond-dangeresque:

attack-on-stupid:

logicd:

Waa muh rape culture muh old white man patriarchy muh victim blaming waa feminism pls help me waa no one believes rape victims waa how dare you question a women if she was raped waa

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/04/22/saralyn-portwood-teacher-sex_n_5192654.html

>be 30
>married to another teacher at the school
>have son
>hit on student
>get rejected
>keep at it
>corner him one day and suck his dick
>have men and women defend you online

Lol

this shit would never fly had the victim been female and the perpetrator male.

The terrible truth of misandry and double standards. Guy gets raped by girl? “Ah man, he’s so lucky!” Opposite way? “Ha ha, slut.”

ASCEND
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